The Idiotic Funny Character (Part – 2)

It’s a real pleasure to get pretty good comments on the 1st part of the post. Now I am publishing the remaining part of The Idiotic Funny Character. Once again thanks a lot all for your precious time and comments. Perhaps I stop break the spell and let you all enjoy the remaining part..! Here we go…

Doctor: This is very unfortunate incident after all. The lad is younger than me is studding at some collage and also do have a FULL TIME girl friend, good behavior well mannered guy. One fine morning he went to his friends place and he found his mobile was not working due to some network failure. He was expecting call from his Girl Friend, so he informed her about network failure made a call from his friend’s mobile, till now everything was OK... But to make his GF impressed he tried various quick solutions to recover from network failure. After started doctoring with his SIM card firstly he put his SIM inside his mouth and tries to clean it. But unfortunately he found the same result. After a while he did the next Surgery with SIM, he chewed it softly and tried to bend it a little. But alas..! This time poor SIM could not sustain the touchier and came to an end gave the message that ‘SIM CARD NOT DETECTED, INSERT SIM’. Yes... You could easily imagine the reaction of Doctor-Sahib’s GF after that. She starts shouting and fuming on him. This kind of intelligent person comes under DOCTOR category.

Pigheaded: Well, I met 2 or 3 people of this type. In one line definition “Jahan dekhi nhi ladki whi khol dee khidkii”. This incident was proved that the guy was very unlucky. In first look he looks like a very easy and youngster but he is older than us. Still he never stops trying to spend time with girls..! One day he stole an unknown girl’s mobile number from his friend’s cell phone. Then as usual start talking with her, eventually the girl came to know some how that the guy try to do dating with girls weekly basis. So she wants to give him a good lession and try tight his all loose nuts of his head. About a week later he fixed one meeting with that girl and obviously he was very excited and very happy cause with in one week the girl ready to meet..

The dating starts with a chowmin then cola and continued till the guy found a big hole inside his pocket. Still Mr. Incredible was happy to spend time with girl and expect to spend more time with her. Finally the girl intentionally planned to sit under a tree where often police raid took place. The guy tried his various skills to impress her but ooh poor boy..! Within 5-10 minutes a police come near to them and couches that guy. All heroic effort turned down within a second. Finally he managed that police spending lots of money and don’t ask how he managed money..! Luckily he had few coins left in his pocket to return back to his home. After that day every one was expecting that he might change his attitude but next day again he did the same…LOL. Any way friends I’m damn confident that this Pigheaded ITEM piece will never change.

Well, now the last but not the least most idiotic funny character is me. How..! He he he, I gone out for my office and after traveled half way I realized I wear home floaters rather than office sandals. Similarly gone to some shop forgot to take the changes back from the shopkeeper and returned to home. Laugh like an idiot when other person laughs, without knowing the reason. I don’t know how many times I spoiled my own work and create SEENS like those by my own hand and achieved the category of idiotic person in-front-of others. And lastly one foolish thing is here that I write about these incident and people. I think I have never criticized so many people at a time together...: P so now stop criticizing others, APPNA KOI KAAM NAHI HAI KYA...?? LOL Hope you like this article.

See you all ALOHAA..

The Distance in Thoughts

I was thinking for a long while about the title. This topic is about the cultural and social difference between two neighbor state of India, BIHAR and WEST BENGAL. Obviously the people from different places have different tradition, language, opinion and many more. I could easily realize the difference because I use to spend quite a while from both the places.

As I was born and brought up in Bihar, I spent most of the time there so I am familiar with almost every good and bad thing.

In respect of living in both the places is not much different but the lifestyle and civilization both are autonomous.

As we all know, education is one of the most essential thing for each and every person. It is a necessary element of life not only to get a better job but also establish a well maintained living wage for today’s fast growing world. From very beginning people of BIHAR don’t take study as serious issue and it creates lliteracy, unemployment, poverty and lack of ideal thoughts. Yes friends, in my point of view an ideal thought means a lot. And the only way to achieve this is by a good quality education. Is it necessary if you have a good qualification or degree that means your thought is mature..?? Obviously No…! But if you have a proper education then a positive and influential thought automatically came to your mind and I think this thought can change you and your lifestyle. Yes due to lack of education various other side catalysts is also over there such as political pressure, general public awareness those I am not considering here.

Now at KOLKATA people knows the value of education very well. People know how fast the world is changing and the only way to synchronize with it a quality education. They know the need of life and through proper education they find better way to achieve those need, even they give value to education cause of that West Bengal is far ahead than Bihar.

There is one more thing still follow as tradition in Bihar, the difference between girl child and a boy. If you are a parent of a male child you may think yourself as KING of your place. Similarly if you have a daughter you’re the most wretched person in the world. And here the difference starts, they spend almost everything for their son’s study or to establish them in a good position but in case of daughter they think twice to continue give study till 10th class.

From very little age the family member start convincing and brain washing their daughter asking question like ‘What you going to do after complete higher education?? Finally you have to marry, take care of your family, prepare food for your family and give birth a dozen of children.’

I surprised when I heard the same dialog from very well educated Bihari people and most of them are older than me…!

But in kolkata this theory is totally wrong. I read it some where when I was a kid that West Bengal is a ladies first state. Here no one differentiate between boy and girl. The family maintains and grooms by combining effort and support of both husband and wife.

In kolkata people are educated but way of thoughts is not positive for everyone. To achieve the supremacy they are more deceptive. Here people feel jealous to see everyone rising or doing well. The western culture spreads by blind imitation and people follow it with elegance. Here Bengali people like to speak in bangla and listen to bangla. If they meet any non-bengali they never think to experiment new things rather than try to speak bangla. And they whisper in soft voice “Bangla Bolte paro na?? Try koro kichu dine modhyee sikhe jabe.”. (You don’t know Bengali?? Try it you can learn in few days) like that….

And the most funny thing is that even few of them consider Bengali as Indian national Language.. Even they think Bengali is the official language used every where, GOD can help them…

I heard the experience of most of the Bengali people may be gone outstation (out side West Bengal) due to some work after returning back and find the unbelievable similarity between all of them.

Most of things ok to them except three things they found wired.

First, “Sob ee thik chiloo.. Kintu kau ee BANGLA bolte pare na.”. (Means no one know Bengali except him)

Second, Sudhu aamar sathhe Partiality korchilo.. (Only do partiality with him and give favor to other. Otherwise he is the only supreme)

Third, Jai bolo khawa-r gulo aamader motto testee na.. (The food is not as tasty as ours)

No one is perfect whether it related to places, person or some other things. But we always try to make perfect. Today I feel good to see that Bihar and biharies are tried to revolutionize themselves. The thoughts are changing. The lifestyle is changing. I thought sometimes that the voyage between both places is approximate eight hours but the distance of compassion is too much. The culture, traditions and language are opposite to each other. Why the difference in life style and thinking style.

Every one knows thousands of reasons and obstacles are there but very few noble people are available and putting their tremendous effort to reduce the “Distance in thoughts”.

I try to keep myself in Second category and try to give my little effort, in which category you think you belongs to..?

See you Alohaaaa

The Efficiency = Output/Input

Most of us know the simple definition of EFFICIENCY, the work done vs. input provided to do that work. We use this term in case going to purchase any technical gadget or motor related product. But sometime the meaning goes beyond the technical boundary and we use it for the efficiency of person. And that efficiency done most important role in career and life. For example Chetan Bhagat is the most EFFICIENT writer.

Now the real story starts and question is how we going to calculate it…? According to me most of the time we miscalculate the efficiency of any person in terms of there personal or professional life. Just take a look.

Few years ago I joined a company as software trainee. I was not the only one who joined there were almost 30 other newbie. There were various people from various location and different technical knowledge.

For me everything was not in my favors such as new location, new language and new professional life. I still remember my 1st training session when I was fully nervous and confused. I could not understand a single word of that extra fatty guy (the trainer…!) first two days I tried to hide myself inside the desk unfortunately 3rd day I couch by the trainer. On 5th day I realized that the job was not for me. I was not up to the mark to attend that training. And that fat, round faced trainer scolded me in-front-of entire class because I don’t know Bengali and the entire lecture bounced through my head. Then he gave around half-n-hour speech about language flexibility and examples like “when I was in ANTARTICCA I use to talk to penguins...” this and that bla bla bla… In my language “Meri Tho Band Baji Hui Thi”

Now something about the other colleague, I found most of the persons were elder than me with good command in computer as well as various languages (accept Hindi) few of them already have job experience enough smarter than me in all aspects. After each fortnight we had half moth assessment test usually I got the last or second last position, but I never gave up.

I start comparing between all the other persons. Try to realize how they think, copy cat their action. Finally the term efficiency came to my mind. After one and half moth we all became good friends and distributed in various groups, I found few of them came from very strong background and they already passed much tougher circumstances than this in their educational or professional life. That training session was nothing in-front-of them cause of that their performance was great and they always got the top rank. I concluded them as most EFFICIENT, but I was miscalculated. How…!

I got the answer at the end of the training, at the time of final test I got the 1st position… my performance drastically accelerated within few months. Yes…! This is true I found few of my very good friends and helping hand those who helped me in enhance my performance and perfection.

Dear friends I don’t know my view is correct or not, the judgment is expected from your review. But I realized the efficiency lack one more factor, called TIME FACTOR. So the Efficiency is ‘the work done vs. input provided to do that work IN LESSER SPAN OF TIME’

See you soon ALOHAA !!!!!!